I’m one inch taller than I was back in high school, Rosa. I am no longer short. I am a mighty oak tree reaching for the sky motherfucker. I can do anything now I can murder someone. 

(wip) I just wanted to draw shoes why did I

why

Playlist I cooked up from the D!U chatbox this morning. This sappy stuff is tight yo:

• Oblivion by Bastille
• Found by Christel Alsos
• And Then You by Greg Laswell
• My Blood by Ellie Goulding
• Stubborn Love by The Lumineers
• Let Your Heart Hold Fast by Fort Atlantic

Now I search for a good color palette, bye

• yesterday: gosh people are so great I'm so happy
• today: god people suck, everyone is dead to me

CROSSDRESSING HOMESTUCK BABES GIVEAWAY!

Well goddamnit I just realized after cleaning up my stuff that I still have 7 prints left of my manly men crossdressing! I was originally supposed to give all of these away at The Grand Homestuck Ball (hence the signature at the back of the cards) but we just made one too many. So yeah I don’t want these fine quality prints by the lovely Dianne waste away so I’m giving away these prints for free. Doesn’t matter where you’re from, I will mail them to you. Now, under the law of our lord and savior, Hussie, I am not allowed to sell these prints or make money out of them. But I’m afraid you do have to cover the shipping cost if you hail from a land other than the Philippines. So, let me expound on the terms:

• You can choose up to 2 man booties
• I will be using Xend to mail them to you if you live anywhere other than the Philippines
• I will be using Philpost for local shipments
• The material is as light as a credit card, 2 x 3.33 inches in dimension and mightily laminated
• You can only pick from the characters available above: I have 3 Jake Englishes, 1 Tavros, 1 Sollux, and 2 Eridans in stock
• This isn’t a reblog giveaway, you have to message me and call dibs on your booty on a first come first serve basis
• I will keep accepting booty dibs until the booties last
• Payment for the international shipping costs will be sent through paypal. You can check the site I linked, but I’m p sure shipping won’t cost you more than $8.
• Again, you only pay international shipping costs if you live anywhere else other than the Philippines

Gia, why do you have only 4 characters available?

I originally had 7 characters made with a zillion copies each. But I gave them away at the HSPH ball. So these were the booties that were left behind. 

Can we see these babies up close?

I posted the original images here

But what if I want some other crossdressing Homestuck man booty?

I will have to consider it a commission provided that I only make one of its kind, as stated the Hussie Fanart Protocol of Internetlandia (not real title). Just send me an ask and we’ll do the thing. *wink*

What’s the HSPH Grand Ball?

It was the best prom ever and I had the honor of attending it last Saturday. 

Can you stop saying “booty” bec it’s offensive

….

(booty)

Plays all of Karkat Vantas tags on 8tracks

Cries for six billion years

Needs to be on a separate post because I just realized that we didn’t have a decent photo together and both of my girls were so beautiful last night. A little over a year ago, I was a shitty little Homestuck who made a lot of readmores about how I felt so judged sometimes for liking it which made me butt-scared to consider myself to actually be in the fandom. Now I get to go to things like Homestuck Prom with two of my loveliest and ever-supportive friends and meet a whole bunch of awesome people and just have the time of my life. Probs sounds like the musings of an angsty teenager who went through some shitty teenage drama, but I’m really glad and I feel so blessed to have these people and I love them so much. And we’re going to go to more of these things and have decent photos together to cherish and show to our children when we’re old and crusty and still 200% weird. 

#is really 5”0 irl but then I want to be taller than my friends for once so

Homestuck Philippines’s Grand Homestuck Ball was a success! Everyone was so amazing and gorgeous. This beats actual prom any day. Good group, best family. Love you guys!

They say it’s keypad malfunction caused by moisture but idk it’s just Eridan possessing my phone someone call an exorcist halp

(booties made rebloggable by request)

Remember that time when I pimped out my boys and gave them away to my babies for prom? All reference of their bootylicious dresses are from modcloth. All pose references provided by the highly eccentric (sometimes confusing) people of lookbook.nu. 

Will meditation help me to not scream at people when they ask me about my otp or