Also known as that asshole, Gianina.

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So last night I dreamt that Jeremy Renner was doing my makeup.

(FOR THE RECORD: This probably happened because I’ve been spending so much time with Dianne, Katcar, and Guia and we girly talk about makeup and junk. This can’t possibly be the result of my obsession with the Avengers fandom, because if it was, I would have already raped everyone in my dreams a long time ago. So don’t go judging me for my Avengers post….Frankie. Yeah, I see you and your judging face.)

Anyway, his face was five motherfucking inches away from my face and he was talking — in a manly Hawkeye voice, in his manly Hawkeye costume — about how I should always brush my eyebrows instead of penciling them and how I should wear this kind of color on my eyes and etc. ect. And I remember feeling so nervous but it wasn’t because Renner was within grabbing distance. I remember he was talking about me going on a date and he was giving me tips. JEREMY RENNER GIVING ME TIPS ON DATING.

But before I could finish my dream the sun was was shining so fucking terribly bright and I had to wake up because I had to go to school and the entire commute was just spent wallowing in sadness over the fact that I can’t remember if I ever saw my date in my dream or not.

(Source: theicarustheory)

Jun 21 · 11 notes
Tags: JEREMY RENNER WAS A MAKEUP ARTIST OKAY I'M NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP, jeremy renner, dream, makeup, makeup artist, date, dianne lora, kathryn cartera, guia galvez, girly junk, personal,
  1. jesslyn-jm reblogged this from theicarustheory
  2. guiastar said: okay lang yan, quirky is better! Kanina sa may lift, I was with Jem Lim and Simon Syman. I was so bored, I was singing pala a Childish Gambino rap. And I said outloud: I do not talk. I am just a rapper. They both didn’t know what to do with me.
  3. gianinathehuman reblogged this from peanutbrittles and added:
    I CAN’T CONTROL THE SHIT I DO IN MY DREAMS KAT
  4. peanutbrittles reblogged this from theicarustheory and added:
    bb y dint you rape him already omg i can’t believe you passed up an opportunity lyk dat
  5. theicarustheory posted this