People texting me while we're stranded in the flood

• Relatives: We send our prayers to you and your family.
• Friends: We'll send whatever help we can.
• Friiieeendsss: WE'LL SEND THOR.

Is that Frost Giant Loki in a suit and tie?

Yes. 

Yes it is.

Also, I finished Season 1 of Doctor Who.

And I feel like dying a thousand deaths.

Jack is my favorite shit.

I’m sorry.

That’s all.

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I apologize to the people I’ve creeped out because of my tendency to incorporate Thor and Avengers shit in daily conversations. Sometimes, when I commit to a fandom, it kind of repels people around me lol. And everytime I see an opportunity to sneak in a line from the movies, I carpe diem like a bitch. 

YOLO

They’re showing Thor on HBO today. 

Today is Father’s Day.

Happy Father’s Day Odin.

You are an old man and a fool.

My ten-year old cousin gave me his copy of Thor: Tales of Asgard (2011) — its the animated version of Thor and Loki’s shenanigans when they were wee young — because he said, and I quote, “You have a crush on Loki.”

I have a crush on Loki.

That’s so cute.

I haven’t used or heard that term in a very. very long time.

If only you knew, little boy.

IF ONLY YOU KNEW.

• Bro: I'm sending you a link.
• Me: What is it?
• Bro: Good Loki articles. And some Thorki Smut.
• Me: Wtf. Why are you giving this to me?
• Bro: Because you don't have a boyfriend.
• Me: 
• Bro: 
• Me: 
• Bro: 
• Me: 
• Bro: 
• Me: Not sure how to properly react to that. But...thanks... i guess?
• Bro: Welcome, lol.

When I saw them assembling

Oh please, don’t tell me I wasn’t the only one thinking that. 

You guys Avengers is ridiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic yoooo. I watched it today with Mike and Sandi and I lost my shit. Although there was a lack of Chris Hemsworth’s abs, the movie compensated by showing ass-shots of EVERYONE. And I really adore the scriptwriters, I’m not even kidding. Like did they have to smoke something to make Tony Stark so goddamn epic win? And the character development is excellent. I like how, eventhough the main antagonist is Loki, they were able to make the storyline revolve around everyone. 

Also, 

the Hulk.

THE HULK.

MARK RUFFALO.

YOU.

SMASHING.

THE HULK IS ADORABLE OMG I WANT HIM IN MY ROOM.

I WONT EVEN REGRET IT.

Also, 

HAWKEYE.

YOU

(must have taken ballet)

ARE SO GRACEFUL AND SEXY. STOP YOUR FACE.

YOU’RE LIKE RIDICULOUSLY PHOTOGENIC GUY WHEN: YOU’RE SLIDING DOWN THAT ROPE, POSSESSED WITH PRETTY SPARKLY BLUE EYES,  FALLING FROM A BUILDING, SHOOTING AN ARROW WITHOUT LOOKING, RUNNING OUT OF ARROWS, AIMING AN ARROW AT LOKI’S FACE.

URGH.

And yes, 

Loki. 

LOKI.

LOKIIII.

YOU.

COME HERE.